'Probably A Zombie' Funny Coffee Lover Halloween T-shirt

Wake up slow and a little startled; this t-shirt gets that. A soft, durable cotton shirt with a playful “Probably a Zombie” design and a sleepy coffee cup illustration, it reads like a private joke between your morning brain and your sense of humour. The print sits centred on a warm, natural-coloured canvas with subtle flecks, giving the artwork a vintage, lived-in vibe. Wear it when you’re nursing your first cup, running quick errands, or lounging with friends who understand that mornings are a negotiation. The relaxed crew neck and classic cut let the graphic speak without trying too hard; the result feels casual, honest, and a little delightfully undead.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and a clean silhouette
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed front print
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for itch-free, stable wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max. 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat. Do not iron. Do not dryclean

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.

Hand-wash warm. Tumble dry low. This product has been washed at the factory after sewing to minimize fabric shrinkage.