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Wear it when you want your expression to do the talking at coffee runs, low-key meetups, or days when you’d rather observe than perform.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colours); medium-weight 180 g\/m² for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing techniques: DTF for sleeves\/inner neck, DTG for main artwork; tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2‑year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat. 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