'Cardio Is My Enemy' Funny Gym Workout T-Shirt for Fitness Haters

Light, cheeky, and built for gym-goers who prefer heavy lifts over endless laps, this t-shirt says what you’re thinking without shouting. Soft, midweight cotton drapes in a classic crew silhouette, while the bold, dripping “Cardio Is My Enemy” graphic and tiny sneaker detail give it playful, gym-banter energy. Wear it to the weight room, the coffee run after a session, or while cheering on a friend’s PR. The neutral "natural" hue with its subtle flecks keeps the look grounded and easy to pair with joggers or denim. Comfort-focused touches, a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for durability, and a tear-away label make this shirt feel lived-in from the first wear. Sustainably produced and OEKO-TEX® certified, it’s made to be worn again and again by those who value honest gear and a good laugh.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (natural colour) with durable, smooth print surface
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for reduced waste and a clean drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck, DTG on main graphic for sharp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max. 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat. Do not iron. Do not dryclean

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.

Hand-wash warm. Tumble dry low. This product has been washed at the factory after sewing to minimize fabric shrinkage.